Haiiiii-Ya! Cartoon Martial Arts Combat

News flash! Haiiiii-Ya! is almost here!

In an email from Goodman Games, he informed me that Haiiiii-Ya! should be landing at your local FLGS the second week of July. Break out the cigars, the brandy and the firecrackers!

Starting every other weekend, I hope to have updates on this page: rules expansions, new Powers, more sample fighters, more Extras to endanger, and more general parodying of everything and anything I feel like, though I guess I should restrict myself to anime when possible...

Sign up now at bkmcdevitt@yahoo.com to join our mailing list for updates, with "Haiiiii-Ya! Most Jaw-Droppingly Awe-Inspiring Schedule of Updatings" in the subject line. Just copy and paste that, for heaven's sake.. you could wear out your keyboard typing that...

And since it is all mine, anything you see on this page can be considered official canon for ,i>Haiiiii-Ya!... if you can tell me why it is impotant that stuff for an RPG can or can't be considered "canon," please email me and explain why it is important. And while you are at it, please explain the point of a "beleivable" dungeon setting... I would think the presence of a 120-foot-long DRAGON on "level 10" underground would render that suspension-of-disbelief a weeeeee bit irrelevant. Someone please kick that soapbox out from under me, please.

Tune in in two weeks for a writeup for The Unschtoppable Scmulk!, the Powder-Blue Powerhouse!